My name is Gilbert Beilschmidt, but I'm sure you already know the awesome me.
I'm know as Prussia and always will be, because I'm way to awesome to disappear.
I made this blog so that I can let you all know how awesome I am everyday.
Today I went over Roddy's house and sat around drinking beer till he yelled at me.
Mein gott is is funny when that aristocrat gets pissed off.
Gilbird also relieved himself on Roddy's shoulder; his face was priceless.
Can't wait to ago annoy him tomorrow.
~The awesome me.
